i dont think anything as ever described me so perfectly
if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
*breaks into your underground bomb shelter* hey feel my legs i just shaved them
okay lame picture of my prom dress under the cut I SWEAR IT LOOKS REALLY AMAZING IN PERSON

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
i donT WNA T T O GO T OSCH OOL MM MKFSD ;; N NnOooooo o im running away to space goodbye
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“probably”