SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD
AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL
THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
So apparently I’ve started doing the whole “Lets use Ray’s name to spell certain words this way”
I know I can’t be the only one who does this
I am so sorry, Ray
don’t you mean you’re sorray
What a british person sees in their head:
What I see in my head:
Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’
aaaaaand there you have it folks.
And I left my nutella and fluffer nutter sandwich in class. We were out for hours. SWAT team came with dogs and everything. When I got back my bag was open - my 3DS was still there but my sANDWICH WAS GONE
THE SWAT TEAM TOOK MY SANDWICH
jensen is the most intense beer drinker i’ve ever seen