slowbro-the-kid:

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

spacezombies:

eggbodge:

So apparently I’ve started doing the whole “Lets use Ray’s name to spell certain words this way”  

I know I can’t be the only one who does this

I am so sorry, Ray 

don’t you mean you’re sorray

Why british/american words and spellings matter in fanfiction:

heathyr:

What a british person sees in their head:

What I see in my head:

How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?

flopryn:

veganraincloud:

flopryn:

Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’

aaaaaand there you have it folks.

We had a bomb threat in school yesterday

empatheticcyborg:

And I left my nutella and fluffer nutter sandwich in class. We were out for hours. SWAT team came with dogs and everything. When I got back my bag was open - my 3DS was still there but my sANDWICH WAS GONE
THE SWAT TEAM TOOK MY SANDWICH

beanwinchesters:

jensen is the most intense beer drinker i’ve ever seen