javaquilava:

“Alright, it’s time to come clean—was your unit involved?”

1 month ago on 13 April 2013 @ 4:01pm 70 notes
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plantmandotexeretired:

Appropriate pornish music for the porn site antivirus that is Perceptor. I should color this one someday, this is the best Perceptor I’ve bothered to draw.

1 month ago on 2 April 2013 @ 12:21am 14 notes

koch43:

You can say this is slash fanfic, or not. Choose what you like.
What ever, “to ignore Jazz” definitely a BIG MISTAKE

1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 11:55pm 361 notes

twinkletron:

can you fucking imagine those romantic boat ride things where you sail off on a gondola into a heart shaped tunnel of love except it’s like you sail off on the bodies of dead autobots into overlord’s lips

» via  guttermech   (originally  babywhirl)
2 months ago on 8 March 2013 @ 12:28am 56 notes
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2 months ago on 27 February 2013 @ 2:49pm 204 notes

catbeard:

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made some red pixels for myself  (ノ゚▽゚)ノ

» via  jacksghey   (originally  catbeard)
3 months ago on 5 February 2013 @ 4:02pm 105 notes
With tha All Spark gone, our crazy-ass asses cannot return thuglife ta our hood fo’ realz. And fate has yielded its reward: a freshly smoked up ghetto ta booty-call home. Our thugged-out asses live among its gangstas now, hidin up in plain sight yo, but watchin over em up in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed they capacitizzle fo’ courage, n’ though our crazy-ass asses is ghettos apart, like us, therez mo’ ta em than meets tha eye. I be Optimus Prime, n’ I bust dis message ta any survivin Autobots takin refuge among tha stars. Our thugged-out asses is here. Our thugged-out asses is waiting.
~ Optimus Prime ((Gizoogle Translated))
3 months ago on 2 February 2013 @ 9:59pm 199 notes

I’m really digging this twist on the cereal shtick. Grimlock works perfectly for it.

Get it here at Ript. 18 hours left to snag this little piece of amazingness.

4 months ago on 1 January 2013 @ 3:24am 54 notes

nyanswipe:

Merry Christmas.

It had taken some heckling to get Red Alert into the hat. And “some” of course meant “a lot.” It was silly and Red Alert wasn’t fond of the way it felt against his sensors, but Inferno was wearing a stupid bright red nose and Red Alert really stood no chance against that face with those antlers and that smile.

“Here ya go, Red,” Inferno grinned at the smaller mech, straightening the hat. Red Alert couldn’t do anything but shake his head and boop Inferno’s fake little nose before scampering off to put in his shift before the party-masquerading-as-a-social-gathering was set to start. 

Inferno had meant to stop by before to pick up Red Alert for the party, but it ended up being that he was actually the late one and didn’t show up until it was almost half over. He’d nearly tumbled through the doors in his excitement and haste to get there. Some of the crew chuckled and greeted him and he grinned back, but it was nothing compared to the smile that Red Alert, with his silly little hat all tilted to the side and no longer straight, sent him from the table with Prowl, Ratchet, Ironhide, and Jazz.

Red Alert couldn’t remember Inferno actually making his way across the room, but he could certainly remember the press of the red reindeer nose against his when he was suddenly hauled out of his chair and wrapped up in a kiss he hadn’t known he was waiting for. It wasn’t anything extravagant, mostly Red Alert’s fault since he couldn’t stop smiling and, even when they pulled back, Red Alert’s embarrassment couldn’t chase it away.

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5 months ago on 21 December 2012 @ 8:41pm 18 notes

londonprophecy:

biorobo:

I……………………………..

the homo is strong here

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5 months ago on 13 December 2012 @ 4:16pm 327 notes