MY MOTHER ATE THE LAST KRISPY KREME DONUT
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I ONLY HAD ONE
SEVEN OF THEM
S E V E N
JESUS CHRIST WOMAN
AND I ALMOST HAD ONE BEFORE DINNER BUT I WAS LIKE
'NOOO. YOU SHOULD WAIT UNTIL AFTER DINNER'
NEXT TIME I'M JUST GOING TO EAT THEM ALL
WE NEVER GET KRISPY KREME DONUTS ANYMORE BECAUSE IT'S SO FAR AWAY AND. THEN. SHE. GOES. AND. EATS. THEM. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
1 year ago
on 8 January 2012 @ 9:07pm
I've seen more spine in a jellyfish
calamitas’s name means: 1) Funny, for the wrong reasons. 2) A defective product.
Hello! My name is Victoria. I'm a clam and this is my personal tumblr. You may recognize me as the king ding-dong of poo-poo mountain.
I reblog jellyfish, SPAAAAACE, Lady Gaga, comics, Avengers, and Supernatural. I also really like Star Trek, Transformers, Suits, Band of Brothers, and Daft Punk. I can dig Elvis.
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