if you message me or text me first there’s a very real chance that I may be in love with you

calamitas’s name means: 1) Funny, for the wrong reasons. 2) A defective product.
Hello! My name is Victoria. I'm a clam and this is my personal tumblr. You may recognize me as the king ding-dong of poo-poo mountain.

I reblog jellyfish, SPAAAAACE, Lady Gaga, comics, Avengers, and Supernatural. I also really like Star Trek, Transformers, Suits, Band of Brothers, and Daft Punk. I can dig Elvis.

currently reblogging a lot:
Rooster Teeth & Supernatural