Here’s real Brad and fake Brad pretending they’re ballerinas.
#you can tell which is which because one of them is missing a shirt naturally
You’re rolling into battle in your goddamn chicken suit and JLo glasses.

There it is, folks. We’re sitting here fighting for your freedoms. You got the right to say what you want. We got the right to punch you in your fuckin’ mouth if we disagree.
-Generation Kill 1.07
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
RAY: You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would have fucking rocked.